Score: 9

"Excellent look."

submission: Mr Fox

date: October 4, 2004

A total blast from my favorite era of animation. I very much dig your style.

Score: 4

"Where's the beef?"

submission: The Attack 2

date: October 2, 2004

Fate has caught me in the portal with a jug of wine once again... and here's a stick dude emerging from the wake for some unknown military disaster who goes on a random rampage of violence to the tune of unlicensed mainstream rap-metal... but only after stumbling across a Swift3D sportscar. Hate to say I've seen it before... but alas...

Score: 8

"Fat wreck chords is shakin in their $200 boots"

submission: Punk-o-matic

date: October 2, 2004

Thanks to this program, we don't need any more punk bands. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing... but if I never have to hear Justin Sane squawk about 'rising up' before his band dissappears for another 3 years, so be it.

Score: 2

"Where's the fun?"

submission: Mr. Ambiguous

date: January 8, 2004

Looks like a rehash of an age-old gag, only without the subtlety with which it is usually handled... maybe you used to write material for Martin Lawrence?

Score: 7

"Nifty"

submission: "Girls"

date: October 26, 2003

Maybe not as good as L'Amour, but close. The inspiration is apparent.

Score: 7

"Had me going for quite a while."

submission: ! Fishy !

date: October 21, 2003

Very innovative. I think it was at 85,604 pts that I destroyed the ecosystem...

Score: 4

"Kind've scary?"

submission: Johnny Cash- Hurt

date: September 14, 2003

The sudden baby almost made me drop a pantload... other than that, kinda borin'. It was a good tribute to Johnny Cash in any case, tho you can hardly expect this new fangled generation to appreciate it, what with their hippin' and a-hoppin' and cheese fries and pants hangin' off their asses...

[Listening to Bull Rider right now]

Score: 3

"I'm sure you meant well..."

submission: US vs RIAA

date: September 14, 2003

Who would have thought that music was being sold for a profit (!?)... but then look at any other product you buy in America. With few exceptions, 70% is the average markup from raw material and labor cost to actual shelf price. Does that give you the right to steal canned food? Crappy plastic action figures? Processed meat-like jerky treats?

Of course, I could really care less if people download Limp Bizkit and Slipknot songs off of kazaa... the sooner they go broke and disappear, the better. But, let's not get pretentious, eh? Stealin' is stealin'.

Score: 2

"No stupid games?"

submission: SBC Nibbles

date: September 12, 2003

Perhaps there are no stupid games... although there are poorly designed ones. Your interface doesn't draw enough attention to the "speed" buttons... they look like captions of the character buttons. Maybe wouldn't have been a big deal, except there's no default setting, and you allow the game to start without a speed setting, rendering it playable but uber-lame. Other than that... isn't nibbles supposed to grow?

Score: 6

"Would've been incredible"

submission: Madness interactive

date: August 30, 2003

This is an excellent and stylish game... if only it were playable! You really need to redesign the interface, or script it for a more appropriate platform than Flash. At the very least, showing the mouse cursor may make offscreen clicks easier to avoid.